The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to turn retarted

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to like any show

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to sit

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!