The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Power to instantly turn drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to sharpen a pen

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to spell 'a' correctly

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The ability to pull open push only doors

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!