The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the ability to type slower.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!