The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to die while dieing

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!