the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the powre to spel

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!