- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to itch your teeth

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to close your nose

The power to turn into an escalator

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to see who is writing these powers

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

Pointless Super Powers