The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to create powers

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to lose this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!