The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to lose this power.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to not be Batman

The ability to levitate birds

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to live.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to have a power.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

the power to jerk off

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!