The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!