Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the powre to spel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!