The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to be dead

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to clean

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!