the power to be friends with Donald trump

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to make your bowel work backwards

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to die when you are happy

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!