The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!