the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!