The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to change your weight

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!