- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be stupid reading this.

Acid tears.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to write on cellophane

The Power to Power

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

Pointless Super Powers