The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to fly while under water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!