Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!