The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!