The power to be dead

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to not have any power at all

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!