The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!