The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to be raped.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!