the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to science.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!