The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to to think less

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!