- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to kiss your own ass

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to breath Oxygen

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Pointless Super Powers