The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be dead

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!