The power to be pointless!

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!