The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!