to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!