you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to kill yourself

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to close your nose

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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to die when you are happy

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!