The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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cry acid tears

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!