Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power of women's rights.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!