The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!