- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

the power to instantly die

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to kill yourself

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to know where the beef is

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Pointless Super Powers