The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to become black!

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!