the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!