The ability to swim in water.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!