The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!