To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!