to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!