- Pointless Super Powers

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

+98

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

+82

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

+80

the power to kill plants in a desert.

+78

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

+78

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

+78

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

+76

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

+76

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have a power

The ability to see through insects.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

i love to make shit brix

32% Levitation.

The ability to part hair.

the ability to look into your brain

Nope. Just nope.

The power to be powerless

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to freeze ice