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The power of learning

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!