The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!