The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of bad luck

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!