- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to turn into a skittles bag

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to see oxygen.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

lol

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to walk on land.

to randomly self destruct at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to like any show

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to eat soup with a fork.

Pointless Super Powers