the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see through air

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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A good Kisser

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!