The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!