- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to talk backwards

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to make yourself deaf.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

Pointless Super Powers