The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to make asians smart

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!