The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to watch tv

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!