The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the power to get drunk you are needed

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to have the remote come to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to die while dieing

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power of making toast land butter-side up

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Nihat Do?an

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to see into the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!