- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to be a woman

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to control sloths

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

Power to develop diseases.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

Pointless Super Powers