the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!