the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to not finish your

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!