The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!