The power to mind reeds

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to become black!

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The power drown in water

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!