The power to like any show

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to police irony

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!