The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to not exercise.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the powre to spel

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!