The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Aweonao

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!