The power to smell poo...

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to control sloths

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to have hindsight.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!