The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to see into the future of the past

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to to think less

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The ability to smell colors.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

the ability to type slower.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Super-slowness

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!