The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!