The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to create shit

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the power to jerk off

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!